Tagged: Foodies

Foodies, Life

Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?

How are we supposed to be happy with one sugar glazed pastry when our friend has two? We feel an intense burning sensation in our soul that radiates down our arms into clenched fists when the realization strikes that we could have asked for more.


The Cure For Wellness

Cardiovascular disease kills more people in the United States every year than war, terrorism, global warming, religion, and gun violence combined. CVD deserves just as much hysteria as anything else.

Foodies, Anecdotal

You'll Plug Yourself Up!

What if Ralphie Parker didn't want a Red Ryder Carbon-Action air rifle? What if he wanted a two-pound brick of sharp cheddar instead? Swap out his highly desired Christmas present and the film becomes an even better reincarnation.